Sunday, February 22, 2009

Am I Really A Lesbian?

1. Have you ever shaved your head?: no
2. Do you have hairy legs?: sometimes :o(
3. Have you ever changed your own oil?: no, but I've added some
4. Have you ever changed a tire?: yes, but only with help (remind me to tell you about the time J and I were out in the middle of nowhere and we had a flat)
5. Do you have a favorite football team? no, but I watch the Texans lose on a regular basis
6. Do you own boys jeans? no
7. Do you wear boxers?: no, ha ha
8. Have you ever owned a rodent/reptile?: yes, gerbils and an iguana
9. Have you ever owned a truck, SUV or a Subaru?: I guess the current Saturn Vue would count
10. Do you wear sports bras?: I did until about 8 months ago
11. Do you go by your last name?: no
12. Do you prefer beer?: yuck, no
13. Have you played sports since high school?: yes
14. Do you carry a wallet?: nope
15. Have you ever watched the L word or queer as folk?: nope
16. Have you ever watched Sunday football?: yes, love it
17. Do you wear baseball hats?: not right now
18. Do you chug beer for fun? no, see above
19. Do you prefer straight shots over girly (mixed) shots? only if I'm freezing
20. Do you hate George Bush/ Republicans? starting to
21. Do you like Ani Difranco?: okay, shoot me. I have no clue who this is.
22. Have you been to Lilith Fair? no
23. Have you ever punched, or wrestled with a friend for fun? no
24. Have you ever worn a strap on? no
25. Is your watch wider than a half inch? Don't have a watch anymore
26. Do you wear shorts that hang below your knees? lol, no
27. Do you own a fleece vest?: no
28. Do you own a motorcycle?: no, but i wish i did!
29. Ever dressed in drag? no
30. Do you play video games?: yes
31. Do you have a tattoo that matches a girl you dated, or says her name?: no
32. Ever moved in with someone within the first month of dating?: no
33. Ever said you loved someone you were dating within the first month of dating?: no
34. Do you wear cologne? no
35. Do you wear men's deodorant?: no
36. Do you listen to Melissa Etheridge?: yes
37. Do you have gauged ears?: no
38. Do you have tattoos on your arms?: no
39. Have you ever worn a tie?: no
40. Do you own GIA?: okay, shoot me again, no clue what this is.
41. Do you own Better Than Chocolate? no
42. Do you have a star tattoo?: read my lips -- no tattoos!
43. Do you have a rainbow tattoo?: what, are you deaf?
44. Have you ever made out with a roommate or best friend?: yes
45. Do you wear wife beaters?: don't know what this is. If I'm a lesbian, I must be a stupid one.
46. Have you ever taken a women's studies class?: no
47. Do you wear men's button up shirts?: no
48. Have you ever asked a stranger their sign?: no
49. Have you ever used a sex toy on someone else?: yes
50. Do you wear tennis shoes or skate shoes regularly?: yes

I'm pretty sure I flunked this test!
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2 comments:

Leo MacCool said...

funny. i wouldn't worry too much about "flunking." i would have answered mostly yes, but my lovely FG would answer mostly no, like you. and believe me, she's definitely a lesbian. ;)

your ceremony sounds like it's going to be amazing. looking forward to reading about it once you're back. congratulations.

Rebecca said...

1.Have you ever shaved your head?: NO
2. Do you have hairy legs?: Sometimes, but not when Lorrie’s in town, LOL
3. Have you ever changed your own oil?: Yes
4. Have you ever changed a tire?: Yes
5. Do you have a favorite football team? Yes
6. Do you own boys jeans? No
7. Do you wear boxers?: Sometimes
8. Have you ever owned a rodent/reptile?: Yes, hamsters
9. Have you ever owned a truck, SUV or a Subaru?: Yes, all three
10. Do you wear sports bras?: When I work out
11. Do you go by your last name?: No
12. Do you prefer beer?: NO
13. Have you played sports since high school?: Yes
14. Do you carry a wallet?: Yes, got tired of the purse, hard to carry those shopping bags and the purse…….
15. Have you ever watched the L word or queer as folk?: Both
16. Have you ever watched Sunday football?: yes, love it
17. Do you wear baseball hats?: NO
18. Do you chug beer for fun? NO
19. Do you prefer straight shots over girly (mixed) shots? No, gimme another Chi Chi Baby!!!
20. Do you hate George Bush/ Republicans? Yes
21. Do you like Ani Difranco?: I have a couple of albums.
22. Have you been to Lilith Fair? No
23. Have you ever punched, or wrestled with a friend for fun? Wrestled…..
24. Have you ever worn a strap on? Ahem
25. Is your watch wider than a half inch? One of them is
26. Do you wear shorts that hang below your knees? Sometimes
27. Do you own a fleece vest?: No
28. Do you own a motorcycle?: No
29. Ever dressed in drag? No
30. Do you play video games?: Yes
31. Do you have a tattoo that matches a girl you dated, or says her name?: NO
32. Ever moved in with someone within the first month of dating?: NO
33. Ever said you loved someone you were dating within the first month of dating?: No, I think two months though, LOL
34. Do you wear cologne? I wear perfume
35. Do you wear men's deodorant?: No
36. Do you listen to Melissa Etheridge?: yes
37. Do you have gauged ears?: No
38. Do you have tattoos on your arms?: No
39. Have you ever worn a tie?: Yes
40. Do you own Gia?: No, but I have watched it 3 times, LOL
41. Do you own Better Than Chocolate? No, but I love this movie
42. Do you have a star tattoo?: NO
43. Do you have a rainbow tattoo?: NO
44. Have you ever made out with a roommate or best friend?: No
45. Do you wear wife beaters?: LOL, Yes, they are men’s white tank tee shirts B, very sexy, especially on Lorrie!!! Woooooo Hooooooo!
46. Have you ever taken a women's studies class?: Yes
47. Do you wear men's button up shirts?: I have, not anymore, I have gone girly girl since coming out~
48. Have you ever asked a stranger their sign?: NO
49. Have you ever used a sex toy on someone else?: Yes
50. Do you wear tennis shoes or skate shoes regularly?: Yes